And The Oscar Should Have Gone To...

(please note: I probably would have nominated other films & people, so this list should be interpreted as a casting ballot)

The list of SHAME SHAME SHAME On You Academy Members:

Best Picture
Sideways

Best Director
Martin Scorsese, The Aviator

Best Actor
Leonardo DiCaprio, The Aviator

Best Actress
Kate Winslet, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Best Supporting Actor
Jamie Foxx, Collateral

Best Supporting Actress
Natalie Portman, Closer

Best Adapted Screenplay
Before Sunset, Richard Linklater, Julie Delpy, Ethan Hawke

Best Foreign-Language Film
Downfall (Der Untergang)

Costume Design
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Event

Makeup
The Passion of the Christ

Sound Mixing
Spider-Man 2