Amaani Lyle: You Dried Up Pussy!

Wow, seems like the Friends writers are much funnier in the writing room than in their scripts. Check this story out and especially read Ms Lyle's testimonials. These writers are genius: realizing David Schwimmer is gay and wanting to assfuck Jennifer Aniston. Ooh did I just say the f-word?

I just can't believe a court would even accept such ludicrous accusations. But luckily this means I don't have to put away my 'You blow schlong, David Schwimmer!' t-shirt.