Don't you love being a cynic in holiday season?

Okay, so I guess I should chime in with the rest of the world. But fuck making christmas cards though, I'm your bad santa and I'm eating a lot of turkey tonight.

Nonetheless, a genuine merry merry to all the liars in here that pretend to know me! Have a good one and know that war is peace!

Everyone else: fuck off and watch out for the easter bunny.