Ik Dvil Oew Tiepel Suiken.

So that most pleasant time of the year has come and we bid our most faithful readers farewell for a week. We leave tomorrow for the most sexy sounding lands of Europe. Please come and talk to us if you're in the Danish or Swedish area. We are still looking for a desperate porn & gonorrhea fix, so if you're Cliff Richards or speak any scandinavian, try to look for a car filled with two hot men partying on chocolates, beer, champagne, good music & wine.

Also if our Belgian friends need any knäckebröd, smorgäsbord, Akvavit, the new Jens Lekman or just royal family postal cards, now is a good time to say so.

Adieu & we will try to update with some travelogue pictures of us getting roadhumped and dogeaten by scary gothenburgian bigguns. Be jealous, be very jealous!